My brother is in the amazon jungle discovering new species - TMD September 2005
Bonday it's me the douchest of all I am back from hospital after I cut my huge forearm in a fight to the death with a wild boar in America. Luckily for him I was in a good mood and finished him quickly with my flickblade. My brother also killed a boar and some niggers, god I hate niggers just like in that film American History X. Of course I like the niggers who I've met in real life and have talked to but other than that I loathe them, just like I loathe salad.
Anyway back to the main topic I wished to discuss, which is the fact that everyone is happy about the end of school, well I'm FUCKING NOT! school is great, for two reasons; one I'm awesome at every subject and secondly it means people have to interact with me, not that they wouldn't normally just at school they have to. During the summer I may not see my school friends and ergo not be able to hang around on the edge of conversations and not get invited to satanic death raves and the like. Which is stupid as I'm the most satanic person ever, I even draw on cuts on my huge arms to pretend i've been cutting myself for satan who though is awesome, doesn't exist neither does God. I'm very spiritual and believe in many things but not God or the Devil, I've seen to much violence on the streets of my home town of shenfield to believe, I try to believe but all the drugs and violence in my Borough test my faith to the point of snapping.
My Brother is a devoted Roman Methodist Protenstant and follows the teachings of Buddha, or some shit like that, I don't really pay attention cause I'm normally fucking high, I like to smoke weed and drink then beat people up, which is one of the reasons I don't believe in God, as he lets bad sons of bitches like myself roam the streets pimping and partying. The reason I'm on the streets or at a skate park isn't 'cause I'm not invited to house parties it's just I always sleep with all the women there... well last time I thought I saw my girlfriend so tried to have sex with her but it turned out to be a washing machine, the same thing happened in comet... so i'm now banned from the centre of town.
Well until next time doucheheads.