Finally the Douche has returned after a recent possible raid by the police!
'I Have ten monitors lined up so I can hack shit when at home' TMD March 2006
Hurrazh for you, for the douche has returned to grace you idiots with his giagantic presence, and I mean literally. I am going to use this first blog to introduce you all to the second coming of god: ME! I am TehMightyDouche or TMD to my friends (most people call TMD for I have s many friends as you have blood vessels, which is like 20, trust me I'm proper well good at biology(and at everything in fact)) I'm not only disgustingly intelligent but I'm also proper strong, in fact I'm so proper strong that it can't be even complated by mere no douches. I, despite not having a bar or access to a gym, can deadlift about 18 20 plates which is almost 2 tonnes, I would do more but the bar can't fit anymore on.
The reason I'm so great is most likely because of my genetics. My parents are both amazing, my dad when he isn't in drag and insists I call him 'auntie anal' is a proffessor at all the universites in England and a chief member of the IRA, the only it dispanded is because he moved to England. My Mum is also very strong, some people think it's fat but then if that were true then surely I would be fat!
So in conclusion I'm tehmightydouche, fear my power or I'm grind your bones into a subsitute flour, I'm also very slim!